The Joke That Draco Didn't Get.
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Title: The Joke That Draco Didn't Get.
Pairing: Draco/Harry.
Words: 100.
Rating: PG.
Challenge: Draco is confused.
Harry held his hand over his mouth as he laughed. Draco narrowed his eyes at him and demanded, “What’s so funny?”
Catching his breath, Harry lowered his hand and said, “I was just thinking about this funny joke that I heard today.”
Draco offered a faint smile. “Oh? What is it?”
After letting out another bout of giggles, Harry finally said, “Why’d the condom fly around the room?”
Draco blinked at him.
“Because it was pissed off!” Harry collapsed into another fit of laughter.
Draco looked confused. He quirked his blond brows and asked in a slow, serious voice, “What’s a…c-commmm…d-dom?”
Pairing: Draco/Harry.
Words: 100.
Rating: PG.
Challenge: Draco is confused.
Harry held his hand over his mouth as he laughed. Draco narrowed his eyes at him and demanded, “What’s so funny?”
Catching his breath, Harry lowered his hand and said, “I was just thinking about this funny joke that I heard today.”
Draco offered a faint smile. “Oh? What is it?”
After letting out another bout of giggles, Harry finally said, “Why’d the condom fly around the room?”
Draco blinked at him.
“Because it was pissed off!” Harry collapsed into another fit of laughter.
Draco looked confused. He quirked his blond brows and asked in a slow, serious voice, “What’s a…c-commmm…d-dom?”
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Date: 2005-03-08 05:33 pm (UTC)I can so imagine Harry explaining... It's. Uh. Ahm. A. You put. Er. R-rubber. Thing. For. You know. Oh, get lost, Malfoy...