The Joke That Draco Didn't Get.

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Title: The Joke That Draco Didn't Get.
Pairing: Draco/Harry.
Words: 100.
Rating: PG.
Challenge: Draco is confused.

Harry held his hand over his mouth as he laughed. Draco narrowed his eyes at him and demanded, “What’s so funny?”

Catching his breath, Harry lowered his hand and said, “I was just thinking about this funny joke that I heard today.”

Draco offered a faint smile. “Oh? What is it?”

After letting out another bout of giggles, Harry finally said, “Why’d the condom fly around the room?”

Draco blinked at him.

“Because it was pissed off!” Harry collapsed into another fit of laughter.

Draco looked confused. He quirked his blond brows and asked in a slow, serious voice, “What’s a…c-commmm…d-dom?”

Comments

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Thanks! He is easily confused, the poor boy. *pets also*

[demonessofdream.livejournal.com]

Can I join in the petting? *pets him and gives him cookies* :P

[stalker-89.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I'd love to see Harry explain that. Very funny.

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, me too.

[nimroddess.livejournal.com]

The photo in your icon - where is it from? Is it from the 4th movie? Needless to say, it's hot :)

[cutecoati.livejournal.com]

*grins*
I can so imagine Harry explaining... It's. Uh. Ahm. A. You put. Er. R-rubber. Thing. For. You know. Oh, get lost, Malfoy...

[youngest-seeker.livejournal.com]

-snickers- I almost didn't get it either. Mah brains need to be feed. -re-reads and giggles-

[uniqueweaselcat.livejournal.com]

heheheheheh! See, innocent and misunderstood? *tumbleweeds* perhaps not then...


*imagines draco later retelling it later, getting the same response, then being all cocky* Draco: it's a muggle device that stops them from breeding more than neccesary. Assuming there is a neccesary amount, that is. Shame your parents didn't know about them, eh Weasley?