The Joke That Draco Didn't Get.

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Title: The Joke That Draco Didn't Get.
Pairing: Draco/Harry.
Words: 100.
Rating: PG.
Challenge: Draco is confused.

Harry held his hand over his mouth as he laughed. Draco narrowed his eyes at him and demanded, “What’s so funny?”

Catching his breath, Harry lowered his hand and said, “I was just thinking about this funny joke that I heard today.”

Draco offered a faint smile. “Oh? What is it?”

After letting out another bout of giggles, Harry finally said, “Why’d the condom fly around the room?”

Draco blinked at him.

“Because it was pissed off!” Harry collapsed into another fit of laughter.

Draco looked confused. He quirked his blond brows and asked in a slow, serious voice, “What’s a…c-commmm…d-dom?”

Challenge #8.

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So! A new week! *beams!*

Challenge #8: I pinched charlotteschaos's idea this week, and that idea is - Snape. That can be what Draco thinks about Snape, what he knows about Snape, maybe he's a friskum little bugger and he's doing the dirty with him all Snaco style, maybe he has a crush, maybe--

You get the picture. Remember to put anything dubious under a cut. Don't forget that you can post any challenge ideas you may have to the Suggestion Box.

Have a bonza week. :)

Restraint

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Title: Restraint
Author: mizBean
Characters/Pairing: Snape, H/D
Challenge: Snape
Rating: R for language
A/N:This drabble was originally posted on 100wizards. It seems to fit this challenge. Enjoy.

Draco watched warily as Professor Snape stalked into the Potions classroom, slamming the door behind him. This would be his second detention in a week for fighting with Potter.

Stopping in front of Draco’s chair, Snape leaned forward, his face just centimetres from Draco’s ear.

“For Merlin’s sake, Draco,” he hissed, causing Draco to shrink away from his voice. “Show some restraint.”

“Restraint? Potter started it. With his-- with his…” sneering red mouth, brilliant green eyes that seemed to stare right… right into me. Fuck. When did this happen?

Draco gulped.

“Yes-- yes, sir. I’ll keep my hands to myself.”