Draco, Lives in a Zoo.

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

Title: Draco, Lives in a Zoo.
Pairing: Draco, Colin, Dennis
Rating: G.

“Happy Birthday to you,” The loud slightly off key vocals startled the blond slytherin.
Draco stared blankly at the younger students. The Creevey brothers grinned broadly at him. He cleared his throat and muttered a short, “Thanks.”
The Creevey brothers looked at each other, they took a deep breath, and: “You smell like a monkey!”
Draco’s eyes bulged; he looked simply indignant. “I smell heavenly! I have my soap imported and owled to me weekly!”
The Creevey brothers’ smiles grew to twice the size as the quickly continued. “And you look like one too!”
Draco’s look of mortification was photographed.

Comments

[mishwood.livejournal.com]

Ahaha!!! Gimme a copy of that photo!!! Lol.

Yeah.. He smells heavenly... For a monkey... Wee!! Ahahah..

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

Teehee, I'm glad you liked it. It made me giggle while I wrote it.

[arrogant-prat.livejournal.com]

OMG I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A MONKEY AND IF YOU PRINT THAT PICTURE I'LL HAVE YOU BOTH KILLED!

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

You should just be greatful that we remembered your Birthday!

[arrogant-prat.livejournal.com]

Everyone remembers my birthday. It's my birthday after all. You should be honored I'd allow you mudbloods to enjoy it.

[benderrrrr.livejournal.com]

*honoured and stares in awe*

[arrogant-prat.livejournal.com]

There, see? She understands how a proper mudblood should react to my presence.

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

*Didn't know Draco wanted to be drooled on. Next time I'm certain they'll get it right!*

[arrogant-prat.livejournal.com]

Don't drool ON me!

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

*Doesn't know how to stare in awe without drooling.*

[jem-endured-fit.livejournal.com]

*notices that Fred and George have reprints available for sale in their shop*

PS - loved it! ;)

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'm glad you loved it. I hope I can put the reprints on my Christmas cards!

[jem-endured-fit.livejournal.com]

*invites Colin and family over to the Burrow for dinner*
I'm sure Mr. Weasley would be fascinated with your muggle camera, especially your success in FhOT-ografi-ng a Malfoy!
*giggles*

[sang-dencre.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard i fell of the bed*

Very nice. I'm surprised the Creevey's lived long enough to snap the photo...

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

They distracted Draco with the smelling like a monkey part long enough for the shot, of course.

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Excellent, Bernie. Thanks for sharing. :D

[blemery1.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it!

[harlot-prefect.livejournal.com]

that one is funny! I can totally here Draco saying that he smells heavenly..lol! :)