Teabagging

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Title: Teabagging
Rating: R
Characters/Pairing: H/D
Challenge: Tea
Notes: Follow up to Tea for Two. And it's all cravache's fault.


"You can umm... go lower... if you want, Malfoy."

Draco was careful not to slurp. Even in the dubious situation of lapping tea off of a classmate's abdomen, his manners were too ingrained to be ignored. "Lower?"

Harry tilted his hips, driving the fluid down to demonstrate his meaning, soaking his waistband. Draco tugged Harry's trousers off.

Draco poured the tepid tea over Harry's erection. "Ever hear of teabagging, Potter?"

"What's that, Malfoy?" His mind was unfocused, wanting nothing but more tangible sensations to his prick.

Lowering his head to suckle the Earl Grey from Harry's scrotum, Draco showed him.

Comments

[mizbean.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

Nice one, although now I'm oddly turned on by my cup of green tea that I'm drinking.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

*giggles* At least I didn't ruin tea like I did coffee? These boys and their warm beverages.

merherher...

[foreverquatre.livejournal.com]

Hey now... You didn't 'ruin' coffee... If anything you made it more interesting...

Re: merherher...

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Made it nuttier ;)

Re: merherher...

[foreverquatre.livejournal.com]

... and seedier... Xd

Re: merherher...

[childish.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, awesome icon. :D

Re: merherher...

[foreverquatre.livejournal.com]

yeeesss... Robbie owns!

I need to find some Sportacus/Robbie fics... heheh...

!

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe! Oooooh. Oh, mightily!

Yes, that definitely brings a new meaning to drinking tea.

Mmm...teabagging.

Re: !

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I think his pinky was definitely *up*

Re: !

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Yes. Hail the pinky salute.

And, btw, I willingly take the blame. Scrotum flavoured tea is the new in thing.

Re: !

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Better than what they did to coffee.

Re: !

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Very true. Very true indeed.

They should have teamed up with Fred and George for that one. ;)

Re: !

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Hahaha well, aside from the fact that the sight of freckles would make Draco's prick go soft, they're really not that into feces ;)

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[cravache.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Awww. They could be making some beautiful poopy love together!

:D

[araythea.livejournal.com]

Loved it. :)

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[slytherinboyz.livejournal.com]

I was just popping by to say nice use for tea BUT then I was forcibly reminded of another beverage related fic - I had to pour my coffee through a tea-strainer for weeks after that - I think I may need more counseling!

btw You haven't done the nasty with hot-chocolate have you?

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Haha not yet? ;)

[prestonsbarr.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.. those were funny.. Sad thing was I totally knew what teabagging was the minute I read it off your lj post. Damn Sex and the City.

You'll have a series if you add Hot Chocolate.. would you do only hot drinks then or would you incorporate the cold ones too? Milkshakes, Malt Liquors.. whatever you pick! :)

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I think cold drinks would cause shrinkage, which worries Malfoy ;)

I don't know if I want to ruin hot chocolate for anyone... ;)

9,9

[foreverquatre.livejournal.com]

aw... certainly you could do something good with some warm cocoa... and a marshmallow... or two... they're nice and squishy...

Re: 9,9

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

And I'm not saying I won't... I just... don't want to ruin all hot beverages for people ;) Maybe next Christmas Harry will find a new gift for Draco ;)

Re: 9,9

[prestonsbarr.livejournal.com]

Some wassil(hot apple cider w/ red hots for us southern folks) would be a good Christmas drink

Re: 9,9

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I prefer mulled wine ;) muhahaha

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

More essence of greatness in a drabble distilled.

I think, traditionally, the, erm, tea bag is lowered into the mouth of the...tea slurper. Could be an hot lunch, though. See what your imagination develops for that! *shudders*

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Haha well, yes.. Draco's doing it a little backwards.. or upsidedown... I was a little pressed for words, alas. Either that or Draco isn't as well versed with slang. I tend to like the second.*snickers*

A hot lunch? You're going to have to explain that to me. *blinks innocently*

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Erm, let's just say that it involves a piece of clingfilm, an open mouth and someone who has no idea of what a toilet is for.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

You saw last month's challenge at hp_squick, right? That would've fit well then. Although most people didn't bother with the clingfilm. *smirks*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

*snorts tea through her nose*

You rock, chica. ;-)

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

*points at tea snortage* That's another inappropriate use of tea! *grins* Glad you enjoyed it ;)

[seaghostsoaring.livejournal.com]

*slips off to make herself some tea now*
>_> well that was amusing and hot
=D

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

hehe thanks!

[jem-endured-fit.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* As soon as I saw tea-bagging, a huge smile crossed my face. Those thirsty boys.
I wonder if Toni secretly knew someone would delight us with a tea-bagging drabble.
But what about cold beverages or items that Draco would like to use on Harry? The torture of the cold paired only with the pleasure of being 'warmed up'.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Haha I don't know. They just haven't gotten into cold beverages :)

[alice-pike.livejournal.com]

Not only do I love both of the tea drabbles, but Earl Grey tea? Omg, it just got about ten times better...

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Earl Grey is the greatest ;)