Mushy

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Title: Mushy
Author: charlotteschaos
Word Count: 100
Rating: XXX, NC-17, by dog, do not read this.
Pairing: Draco, Crabbe, Goyle
Warnings: Scat
Notes: Challenge # 12: Fetish. at draco100 and Death or Doo doo challenge at hp_squick. Sometimes I even frighten myself.



Draco's shit didn't stink. It was sticky brown and still warm from his body. Squeezing it through his fingers stained his skin with fragments of green roughage and willowy red strings. It oozed over his hand and landed on the floor with a splat as he pulled furiously at his erection. His eyes were closed in ecstasy as he mashed his ass into the remaining mushy scat, a stark contrast to the white tile.

"Ungh!"

His release came quick with his lips parted in exuberant exhale. Grudgingly, Crabbe and Goyle came in to clean as Draco hopped into the shower.

Comments

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Haha you're just as sick as me, don't fool yourself ;)

Poor put upon Crabbengoyle ;) Being lackies sucks ;)

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Aye, it is true. I am as sick as you. We should band together and write the squickiest fic ever. Filled with slugs and apple pie and poop and coffee and big, fat sweaty men.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

I'm game ;) Just say where and when, baby!

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Hee, it could be a collaboration for hp_squick. Something really cracked, something really fucking wrong. With a character that utterly grosses each of us out (mine being Filch, as you know) to make the pairing.

*rubs hands together in glee*

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Filch/Umbridge? *giggles*

[cravache.livejournal.com]

That is so hot. That should be my OTP. I can't wait for OotP to be made into a film, so I can make Filbridge icons with OTP! stamped across it.

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Haha, Like my geezer love? Well where shall we work on this wonder of squickness? On hp_squick or just pass back and forth a word doc?

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Well. Which would you prefer? I think that the squickiness must be shared, so it should be displayed for the world to see. How about something really off like, emetophilia. Or phlegm. Or spewtum.

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OK. I just squicked myself. *twitches*

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Haha or pregnancy...

[cravache.livejournal.com]

Whoa...

Eewwww. Imagine how the cretin would LOOK. Haha, perhaps Filch delivery the mucky mess with his bare, grubby hands. Haha, PLACENTA PLAY! Or something really weird and not right like breathplay with an umbilical cord.

Or, OOH!!! BREASTFEEDING!!! With lots of Umbridge-y breastmilk squirting with reckless abandon! And, OOH, Filch is lapping it up with reckless abandon like a little disfigured kitten!!

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

Hahaha omg *dies* Maybe one of the centaurs got her pregnant!! So it's a half-horse baby that Filch delivers and then he's so aroused he wants to have sex with her AND The breathplay with the umbilical cord!! Then later we can get into breastfeeding (where I'll probably pass out) and Filch and Mrs. Norris could lap it up with reckless abandon!! Off of her flabby breasts shooting out of her pebble hard swollen nipples!!!

Are you on YIM? ;;)

[cravache.livejournal.com]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! herksdflkjsflsgfjerksd

We so need to write that. That is a masterpiece right there!

[charlotteschaos.livejournal.com]

That fic is going to KEEL ME.