The Cake Conundrum
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Title: The Cake Conundrum
Author / Artist: hiddenhibernian
Prompt: Cake
Character(s) / Pairing(s): Hermione/Draco, Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
“It's like –“ Crumbs spluttered as Weasley attacked what the Ministry canteen considered lunch. “Having your cake and eat it, innit?”
“What?” Draco didn't even like cake.
“Saying you can't stand Hermione, while you can't take your eyes off her. She's still queuing, by the way.” Weasley swallowed. Loudly.
“I – “ Draco pulled himself together. Malfoys didn't stutter. “We argue all the time!”
“That's practically foreplay to her. Watch out, here she comes.”
Draco dropped his teacup.
“I got cake. Want to share?” Hermione sat down.
Weasley groaned. “I'll sit with the Aurors.”
Author / Artist: hiddenhibernian
Prompt: Cake
Character(s) / Pairing(s): Hermione/Draco, Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
“It's like –“ Crumbs spluttered as Weasley attacked what the Ministry canteen considered lunch. “Having your cake and eat it, innit?”
“What?” Draco didn't even like cake.
“Saying you can't stand Hermione, while you can't take your eyes off her. She's still queuing, by the way.” Weasley swallowed. Loudly.
“I – “ Draco pulled himself together. Malfoys didn't stutter. “We argue all the time!”
“That's practically foreplay to her. Watch out, here she comes.”
Draco dropped his teacup.
“I got cake. Want to share?” Hermione sat down.
Weasley groaned. “I'll sit with the Aurors.”
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Date: 2017-01-22 03:52 pm (UTC)“That's practically foreplay to her."
Oh, this made me laugh!