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"Draco Has A Blonde Moment"; G
Title: "Draco Has A Blonde Moment"
Challenge: Draco gets high
Characters: Draco, J.K. Rowling
Rating: G, but I'm still going to hell for this...
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“Erm…J.K.? M-Mrs. Rowling?”
Yes, my deceitful little virgin snake boy? said his mistress, blinking down from her concealed spot on the ceiling.
“Umm…about my role in chapter twelve…”
You mean when you get high?
“Yes! That! I have some concerns.” He twirled his thumbs together, looking a little nervous. “I think we should take that part out.”
Why?! She cried shrilly, making him flinch. Draco, baby, you’re the trademark bad boy! All guys like you take at least one puff once in awhile. The fangirls will go wild.
“Yes—but—“
But WHAT?!
“I’m—I’m afraid of heights, Mrs. Rowling!”
Challenge: Draco gets high
Characters: Draco, J.K. Rowling
Rating: G, but I'm still going to hell for this...
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“Erm…J.K.? M-Mrs. Rowling?”
Yes, my deceitful little virgin snake boy? said his mistress, blinking down from her concealed spot on the ceiling.
“Umm…about my role in chapter twelve…”
You mean when you get high?
“Yes! That! I have some concerns.” He twirled his thumbs together, looking a little nervous. “I think we should take that part out.”
Why?! She cried shrilly, making him flinch. Draco, baby, you’re the trademark bad boy! All guys like you take at least one puff once in awhile. The fangirls will go wild.
“Yes—but—“
But WHAT?!
“I’m—I’m afraid of heights, Mrs. Rowling!”