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themightyflynn ([personal profile] themightyflynn) wrote in [community profile] draco1002020-06-08 10:59 pm

Bed Socks

Title: Bed Socks
Author / Artist: [personal profile] themightyflynn
Prompt: 94: Socks
Character(s) / Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Warnings: Nope
Notes: This is basically just me amusing myself. I'm not expecting anyone else to find this as funny as I do. :)
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It had startled Draco the first time he'd realised. He was sleeping in the same bed as a man who was wearing socks. It was… disturbing. That is, it was disturbing until Harry kept them on during sex.

"My feet are cold, Draco!"

"Then you're living in the wrong fucking country, Potter. No socks on in my bed."

Draco came to regret that statement. It was the longest dry spell in their relationship and it nearly did his head in. Almost a month later when Harry presented him with a pair of cashmere bed socks, Draco nearly wept with relief.