You'll Have A Cup Of Tea Before You Go

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Title: You'll Have A Cup Of Tea Before You Go
Author / Artist: hiddenhibernian
Prompt: Tea
Character(s) / Pairing(s): Draco, Seamus
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Warnings: None
Notes: This is the prompt that keeps on giving - I had to write it the way it would have happened if Draco had been in Ireland. The big debate is whether to have Barry's or Lyons tea – both are orange and stronger than a Hippogriff on steroids.


“What the hell is this, Finnigan – leprechaun piss?” Draco wiped his mouth, as if to remove the evidence.

Seamus looked injured. “It's tea, Malfoy. Remember I asked you if you wanted a cup of tea?'

“No,” Draco corrected him. “You said 'You'll have a cup of tea' – I wasn't given an option.”

“Anyway,” Seamus rolled his eyes, “here in the real world, this is what people drink. Have some milk.”

“I might have a slice of lemon. Please,” Draco added belatedly.

He had finished his cup of murky orange-brown liquid by the time Seamus stopped laughing.